Monday, January 18, 2010

Looking forward to a long nap!!!!!!

Today I am having surgery. Nothing glamorous! My insides look like a Rubik's cube from previous surgieries and they are going to straighten them out in 12 moves or less. I say, just go for one side of all the same color! Good enough for me! But gotta get it done, none the less. My husband in an anesthesiologist. AKA "The Sandman". And this is how I envision him at work. He's a funny guy.
And here are some of the things he might say!

"Tell ya what, I'll put him to sleep for free but it's gonna cost ya to wake him up!"

"Tell ya what, I'll put him to sleep as soon as you guarantee I will be out in time for the Bobcats!, and throw in a pre-game beer!"

"Go ahead and close your eyes when I put your IV in, and I will too!"

"This is your first time being put to sleep? Tell ya a secret, this is my first time too!"

"Gotta a music preference? You look like a "Twinkle Twinkle" gal, but I am thinking more "Enter the Sandman" by Metallica."

"Hey can I write down what you say?"

Oh and he always calls his guy patients "Chief" and his girl patients "Doll". Which pisses me off when he calls me Doll, because he's in professional mode. BOO! He's my sexy doctor, call me Sweetie! (OH you should see him in scrubs.... nurses page him to the recovery room, just to watch him walk away!) Sigh. I used to do the same thing too!

Well he's not my doctor today, so he better not call me doll! He'll be very very busy with his Blackberry letting everyone else scurry around. And he will for sure be talkng about the fact that he will be at the Bobcat game this afternoon. More like rubbing it in. I will be asleep at home, waking to the smell of my MaMa's Meatballs! Whose lucky now?

I have some hilarious tales of the weekend to blog, but will later under the effects of drugs, to make it funnier for you and me!

Gotta go put on my sexy socks!
Ciao for now!

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  1. Can your hot doc hubby take charge of your blog while you are out and post all the things you say while "under the influence?" I'm thinking it might get a little interesting...

    Good luck! Hope all goes well. :)

  2. I'm with Princess! I'd love to hear what you say! Hell, I'd love to hear what I say!

    Seriously, I hope the surgery goes well. Please keep us posted. hugs!

    If you were having it at MCCG, I would so bring you supper tonight!

  3. I hope it all goes well! And that they are able to line up all the yellows, reds, greens and whatever that other color is on the cube! Let us know if you need anything. hka